Humour · Uncategorized · Weight loss

How did i get so FAT?

This is the mother of all questions. One which you ponder for so long you actually gain weight before answering. As your counting the many chins in a facebook photo a ‘friend’ has tagged you in, half drunk on a night out, where she looks perfect in each one and you know she knows the… Continue reading How did i get so FAT?

Uncategorized · Weight loss

I joined a gym

  After failing miserably to motivate myself I decided to join a gym. Well what actually happened was I received a text from my sister whilst I was on holiday, she had taken up the special offer for a new gym that had just opened, in my drunken state at the time, I thought it… Continue reading I joined a gym

Weight loss

The Non Diet

How many diets have you tried? How many times have you failed? I think all diets work, of course if you cut calories or go gluten free you will lose lbs, but usually they are too restrictive and over time the inevitable will happen… You go sugar crazy and binge on chocolate cake, chocolate ice… Continue reading The Non Diet

Weight loss

Making and breaking habits.

I have a lot of bad habits, for example I drink far too much coffee, and it’s purely out of habit. I go through a jar a week. Depending on the brand I buy that’s roughly 100g’s. Coffee is the only hot drink I like and I’ve been drinking it since I was a teen.… Continue reading Making and breaking habits.

Humour · Uncategorized · Weight loss

The Golden Arches

We all know the iconic Golden Arches and what they represent- Addictive, Greasy, Salty, Yummy cheese burgers with zero nutritional content and aprox 300 calories for less than £1. They do say you are what you eat (Gillian seems to think so) and now my tummy looks like these arches, the dreaded ‘M’. As Im… Continue reading The Golden Arches